Below is a list of the 10 film and music projects being donated to charity.  Here’s an example of how it works:   Black-Eyed Susan is a finished feature film.  We are offering the film to a group of celebrities, with the hope that one will agree to review it.   Whichever celebrity comes forward first can review the film and if they like it they can have the worldwide rights to the film to sell to any company they want as long as they donate the money from that sale to the charity of their choice.  The review will appear on this website and any other media outlets the celebrity feels is beneficial.    The goal is to reach $1,000,000 being donated to charity
“Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Crawling, Alien & Zombified, Subhumanoid Living Dead…Part 5”

In 1966 Woody Allen took a Japanese action film and re-dubbed it with his own dialogue, turning the film into a hilarious James Bond parody called “What’s Up, Tiger Lily?”  “Night Of The Day Of The Dawn…Part 5” gives this same re-dubbed treatment to two of America’s most beloved shows in television history.  Hosted by the beautiful and bewitching Angelica.

This film is a sequel to the already popular cult film, “Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Crawling, Alien & Zombified, Subhumanoid Living Dead …Part 2”

Written by Mark “Kid Cinema” Zobian and Sir James Riffel Produced by Mark “Kid Cinema” Zobian
Directed by Sir James Riffel and The Stormy Weather Lighthouse Foundation The film is completely finished and packaged with disc and box art and comes with an E&O Insurance policy.
On January 11, 2011, this film was offered to the following celebrities: Tina Fey, Will Ferrell, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Seth MacFarlane, Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Unfortunately, all these celebrities turned us down. On March 23, 2011 the film was offered to a second list of celebrities: Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, Roseanne Barr, Chris Rock, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O'Brien and Ashton Kutcher. All of these celebrities also turned the offer down. On June 23rd, 2011 the film and cash were offered to a third list of celebrities: Jack Black, Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, Todd Phillips and Judd Apatow. Tragically, they chose not to get involved.

But don't worry. We held a meeting in our underground headquarters and came up with a new plan. This time we will only offer the film to one celebrity: New Jersey filmmaking legend Kevin Smith. (We're also from New Jersey so naybe that'll count for something! Who knows?) This film is offered to Mr. Kevin Smith starting on October 10, 2011.

**Whichever celebrity agrees to review this film will receive a  $10,000.00 check to donate to the charity of their choice.

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Yes, it's true! Kevin Smith, writer and director of such classics as "Dogma," "Red State" and "Clerks" and "Jersey Girl" has officially agreed to review our film. We'd like to thank Kevin Smith for becoming part of this project. Mr. Smith hasn't set a date yet for the review but it's looking like sometime in May. He will be donating the $10,000 to a great and very important organization, The Wayne Foundation. The Wayne Foundation was created by Jamie Walton and Kevin Smith to help end human trafficking and child slavery. Update! 3/31/12 - Kevin Smith has changed his mind and will not be reviewing the film. More details on this unfortunate decision to come. We will be making this charitable offer to some new folks real soon! 

Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious

Once seen, forever entranced ...

Once heard, never forgotten ...

Part voodoo doll, part Barbie doll ...

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and the music video
"More Love For You."

It’s the sultry debut DVD/CD collection of stimulating music and videos from Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious, the vibrant band fronted by the ravishing and hypnotic, ANGELICA.

Collectively made by Angelica and Gun Church Entertainment.  DVD/CD is completely finished and packaged with disc and box art.  DVD includes eight music videos.  CD includes eight songs.  Includes publishing rights to all songs.

On March 23, 2011 music package was offered to the following celebrities: Paul McCartney, Madonna, Mick Jagger, Prince, and Bono. All of them turned the offer down. We would now like to offer to this new list of celebrities:

Fiona Apple
Courtney Love
Amy Winehouse
Gene Simmons
John Mayer
Joan Jett
Jimmy Fallon
Chelsea Handler
Kid Rock

This DVD/CD package is offered on June 21, 2011. If none of the aforementioned celebrities come forward to review the DVD/CD package it will be offered to a new list of celebrities on ________ 2011. 

Mass of Angels

A young woman discovers a group of strange people living inside her head and quickly learns she must destroy them before they destroy her.

Grand Prize, Best Feature, The Big Apple Film
Grand Prize, Best Feature, Dead Center Film Festival
Best Director, Jim Riffel, Pocono Mountain Film Festival
Best Actress, Emilie Tisdale, Pocono Mountain Film Festival
Best Actress, Emile Tisdale, Eerie Film Festival
Best Actress, Emilie Tisdale, Denver Underground Film Festival
Best Supporting Actor, Denver Underground Film Festival
Best Cinematography, Melbourne Independent Film Festival

"Reminiscent of the finest works of Roman Polanski and David Lynch." – Northampton Film Festival

Directed by Jim Riffel
Written by Jim Riffel and Anthony DeLuca
Produced by Anthony DeLuca and Jim Riffel
Genre: Horror/Sci-fi/Thriller
Running Time: 80 minutes
Beautifully shot on Super 16mm by David Sperling. View on DVD.
Extras would include 15 minutes of deleted scenes.

We would like to offer this film to the following celebrities:

Darren Aronofsky
Kathryn Bigelow
Wes Anderson
Oliver Stone
Spike Lee

This film is offered on March 2, 2012.  If none of the aforementioned celebrities come forward to review the film it will be offered to a new list of celebrities on ________. 


Black-Eyed Susan

After four friends rob a dead man’s apartment they learn that their “perfect” plan has one fatal flaw.

Grand Prize Winner, Best Feature  2004 Garden State Film Festival
Best Actor, Erik Van Wyck 2004 Pocono Mountain Film Festival
Best Cinematography, 2004 Melbourne Independent Film Festival

"Black-Eyed Susan is a stunning film - a rare feature that makes the viewer feel they are the first to discover a major new filmmaking talent." – Erik Jambor, Co-founder, Sidewalk Moving Picture Festival

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Written, Produced and Directed by Jim Riffel
Genre:  Black Comedy in the style of “Fargo.”
Running Time:  105 minutes. 
Beautifully Shot on Super 16mm.  View on DVD.   Negative Stored In Lab.
DVD extras would include 15 minutes of deleted scenes.

We would like to offer this film to the following celebrities:

Francis Ford Coppola
Martin Scorcese
Woody Allen
Questin Tarantino
Steven Soderbergh
Joel and Ethan Coen
Harvey Weisntein
Jack Nicholson

This film is offered on March 2, 2012.  If none of the aforementioned celebrities come forward to review the film it will be offered to a new list of celebrities on ________. 

Howard Stern:  Shut Up And Listen!

In April of 1995, 32 year-old New Yorker Debbie Tay died from an apparent drug overdose.  Respecting her wishes, her brother and sister had her body cremated.  Three months later, against her brother’s request, a portion of her remains were brought onto Howard Stern’s radio show where Stern picked through the cremated remains, holding up bone fragments and quizzing show members on whether they were pieces of skull, rib, teeth or other body parts.  Soon after the show aired Debbie Tay’s brother and sister took legal action against Stern. 

“Howard Stern:  Shut Up And Listen!” begins with the story of this lawsuit and moves on to examine the fine line of The First Amendment that Stern has walked toward making his show one of the most successful and controversial programs  in the history of radio. 

Winner, Silver Award 1997 Philadelphia International Film Festival

Produced and Directed by Jim Riffel
Genre:  Documentary
Running Time:  85 minutes
Shot on BetaSP
This is the only feature length documentary ever made on Howard Stern.
Features interviews with Steve Allen, Larry Flynt, Morton Downey, Jr., Alan Dershowitz, Dr. Joyce Brothers, and “Grandpa” Al Lewis.
DVD extras would include 20 minutes of deleted scenes.

We would like to offer this film to the following celebrities:

Don Imus
Jon Stewart
Joy Behar
Bill O'Reilly
Glenn Beck
Charles Grodin
Michael Moore

This film is offered on March 2, 2012.  If none of the aforementioned celebrities come forward to review the film it will be offered to a new list of celebrities on ________. 



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Meeting The Beautiful People

America’s obsession with fame and the famous goes under the microscope in this feature-length documentary that explores the crazed phenomenon of celebrity worship.   The film includes an ongoing interview with a sociologist who examines the causes for public devotion to such personalities as Al Pacino, Albert Einstein, KISS, Pablo Picasso, Madonna, Elizabeth Taylor, Muhammad Ali and dozens of others.

Film aired on The Sundance Channel in the U.S. for 18 months, 1997-1998
Also aired on The Bravo Channel in Canada for 18 months, 1997-1998

Produced and Directed by Jim Riffel
Genre:  Documentary
Running Time:  85 minutes
Shot on 16mm   View on DVD    Negative stored in lab
DVD extras would include 10 minutes of deleted scenes

We would like to offer this film to the following celebrities:

Jay Leno
David Letterman
Kim Kardashian
Barbara Walters
John Waters
Roger Ebert
Jamie Johnson
Perez Hilton

This film is offered on March 2, 2012.  If none of the aforementioned celebrities come forward to review the film it will be offered to a new list of celebrities on ________. 


An artist tries to convince the United States Department Of Treasury to overhaul its currency in the feature documentary, "Meeting The Beautiful People."

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Shot

Thousands of feature films get made every year yet only a small fraction ever play in a movie theater or get released on DVD.  What happens to those lost films and the people who made them?  This documentary helps explain that while following a film composer who is attempting to play the piano for 53 straight hours, setting a new Guinness World Record.

Produced and Directed by Jim Riffel
Genre:  Documentary
Running time:  80 minutes
Shot on Digital Video

We would like to offer this film to the following celebrities:

Billy Joel
Elton John
Serena Williams
Harmony Korrine
James Cameron
Lars Von Trier
Tom Green

This film is offered on March 2, 2012.  If none of the aforementioned celebrities come forward to review the film it will be offered to a new list of celebrities on ________. 



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Blind Tom  -   Screenplay  -  True Story

At an 1865 Philadelphia convention of the world’s most respected musicians and music historians a blind and autistic 16 year-old pianist known as “Blind Tom” was declared among “the most wonderful phenomenon in musical history” and compared favorably to Ludwig Von Beethoven and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

The “Blind Tom” they were referring to was Thomas Wiggins, a negro slave born blind and autistic in 1849.  Though these mental and physical handicaps limited many areas of his life his ability on the piano was unparalleled and far reaching.

By the age of four he was playing back, perfectly, classical music pieces he had heard only once.
At the age of eleven he was invited to the White House to play for President James Buchanan.
By the time he was 16 he had memorized over 7,500 pieces of music he could call up and play on command like a human jukebox.
Before he turned 21 he had already toured all over the world including Japan, Europe and South America.

His strange abilities included playing two songs at once while singing a third and playing long complicated classical pieces with his back turned to the piano.  The financial grosses of his musical tours totaled over 25 million dollars but Thomas Wiggins never saw any of it.  He was the last legally owned slave in American history and died penniless in New Jersey in 1908.

Written by Jim Riffel
Screenplay  -  105 pages

We would like to offer this screenplay to the following celebrities:

Oprah Winfrey
Will Smith
Steven Spielberg
Tom Hanks
Whoopi Goldberg
Tyler Perry
Denzel Washington
Ron Howard
Russell Simmons
Leonardo DiCaprio

This screenplay is offered on March 2, 2012.  If none of the aforementioned celebrities come forward to review the film it will be offered to a new list of celebrities on ________. 



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POE   -   Screenplay  -  True Story

On September 28, 1849 Edgar Allen Poe boarded a train for Baltimore.  What happened over the next seven days remains a mystery but on October 3rd he was found in an incoherent, semi-conscious state outside Gunner’s Tavern, a Baltimore pub.  Four days later, on October7th, he died.  “Poe” tells the story of what happened during that lost week while flashing back to the strange life that led him to this end and the macabre wonderful stories that placed him among the greatest writers who’ve ever lived.

Written by Jim Riffel
Screenplay  -  110 pages

We would like to offer this screenplay to the following celebrities:

Sam Raimi
Tim Burton
Johnny Depp
Tobey Maguire
Michael Bay
Luc Besson
Kathryn Bigelow

This screenplay is offered on March 2, 2012.  If none of the aforementioned celebrities come forward to review the film it will be offered to a new list of celebrities on ________. 



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The Girl In The Trunk   -   Screenplay  -   True Story

Seven dead people are interviewed about the details of a  grisly murder that took  place over 80 years ago in London.   Based on the real-life disappearance of a young English woman in 1927.

Written by Jim Riffel and David Myers
Screenplay  -  105 pages

We would like to offer this screenplay to the following celebrities:

Kate Winslet
Jane Campion
Sofia Coppola
Drew Barrymore
Natalie Portman
Anne Hathaway
David Lynch
Helena Bonham Carter
Scarlett Johansson

This screenplay is offered on March 2, 2012.  If none of the aforementioned celebrities come forward to review the film it will be offered to a new list of celebrities on ________. 



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